Round jokes

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

Why do they call it Ovaltine?

The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.

Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.

What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.

What is a pile of balls?

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said, "but the world is round."

I said, babe, you are my world.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."

What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

They're round, and round is a shape.

I like balls.