Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Blonde starts new job at local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.... The gentleman has a good look round before saying to the blonde 'it looks perfect....But Cargo space?' To which she instantly replied 'Oh I'm Sorry sir, Car only for road.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills. The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation. The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue. In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Riddle me this batman, Whats long round and has cum in the middle Batman: A dick Riddler: NO NO NOOOO iT'S A cuCUMber
Yo mama so fat that when I buried her she made the earth round
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Your hairline is so wonky, wheels on the bus to round and round is your haieline
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Yo mama so fat flat earthers say shes round
Rose are red balls are round skirts are up painties are down belly to belly skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room
9-11 was a round of clash of clands they knocked down 2 towers not 3
Your mum is so fat flat earthers think shes round
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
What do you not say to an Emo if u want them to come round? Wanna hang out.
Why do american guns only have 30 rounds. because its the average class size
Ive been sad recently the twin towers arnt round so i made the conclusion of a time machine to watch it again
Balls are anoyying they just bounce and never keep still
