What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table.
Sir Cumference
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
CIRCUMFERENCE
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi
What is round and squishy. A dead baby's head
Flat Earthers
Two old Indian ladies out picking Potato's one ladie stops staring at this huge potato turning it round and round . The other old Ladie sais to her what are you doing she sais these potato's remind me of my ((husbands nuts )) she sais oh my are they really that BIG she said no there that dirty. lololol
The earth is flat
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
Who’s the roundest night at king arthurs round table?
Circumference
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard? One's a good lot of fat the other's a fat lot of good
What is a defenition of tight? A.Putting a blind man in a round room and saying your dinners in the corner.
What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."
The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."
The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
