I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
Round Jokes
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
The earth is not round.
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When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
Flat Earthers
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
The earth is flat.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
