Roses jokes

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

Mum: Why are roses red?

Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"

The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"

The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."

The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"

The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.