Roses jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.