Roses jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

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Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.

Roses are tree.

I shoved a battery up my butt.

Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

Gf: "I luv u too."

Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

Gf: "Ah, about that..."

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Your mom is fat and so are you.

I wank over Rose Watson.