Roses jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

Roses are red, violets are violet.

My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?

A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"

The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"

The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."

The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"

The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.

Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!