Roses jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your brother is gay, and so are you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!