Roses jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

A father is talking to his three kids.

Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?

Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.

Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?

Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.

Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!

Dad: Oh hey, Brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.