Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,

If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.