Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Mum

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Memes

Bandit

Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

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Homo

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

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  • Backyard

    Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.

    Uncle

    Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

    Rose

    Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

    Rose

    Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

    Friend

    Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

    (meaning sad)

    Roast

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

    Wiener

    Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

    Trash

    Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

    Kidnapping

    Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,

    If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.

    Toaster

    Roses are red, my toaster too,

    Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

    Shrek

    Roses are red, violets are blue.

    Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.