Roses Are Red Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.