Roses are red

Roses Are Red Jokes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Insult

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Death

My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪

Garden

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

Orphan

Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.

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  • Poem

    Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

    Teacher

    Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

    Trash

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

    Violet

    Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

    Dick

    Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.

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  • Rose

    Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

    The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

    Tower

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

    Flu

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

    Marriage

    Roses are red, violets are blue.

    YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

    Fisher

    Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

    I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

    Nine

    Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.

    Roast

    Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.