Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?

Roses are red. He shows no remorse.

Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.

Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!

Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

Gf: "I luv u too."

Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

Gf: "Ah, about that..."

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.