Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Rose

Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Open your legs and give me an hour.

School

Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

Poem

Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

Mom

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

Memes

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Toaster

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Brick

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Mom

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Rose

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Once I'm done choking you,

You will be too.

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  • Pornhub

    Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

    People

    Pickup line for gay people:

    Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

    Mum

    Roses are red, violets are blue,

    Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].