Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Rose

Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Open your legs and give me an hour.

School

Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

Rose

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Once I'm done choking you,

You will be too.

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  • Pornhub

    Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

    Poem

    Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

    Rose

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

    Mom

    Violets are blue, roses are red.

    Last night your mom was giving me head.

    Brick

    Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

    Pussy

    Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?

    Toaster

    Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

    Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

    People

    Pickup line for gay people:

    Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

    Mom

    Roses are red,

    Potatoes are brown,

    Your mom's so hot,

    I put her down.

    Poo

    Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

    Poo

    Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

    Roast

    Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

    Thot

    Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.