Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

School

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Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

Rose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Toaster

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Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Rose

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Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

Poo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

People

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Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

Hitler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Rose

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].