Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Rose

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

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  • Toaster

  • Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

    Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

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  • Poo

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

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  • Hitler

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

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  • People

  • Pickup line for gay people:

    Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

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