Roses are red jokes

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!