New Roses Are Red Jokes - Page 8

Roses are red violets are blue tory shirts step in doodoo

Roses are red violets are blue you look like honey boo boo

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

Roses are red violets are blue Ukraine will go puff

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

Roses are red voilents are blue when I take out the Trash I remember you

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

roses are red violets are blue it's really no wonder your mama left you

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free only fans so I don't touch the youth

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill cosby will pudding rape you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Roses are red, I have a confession:

A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.