Roses Are Red Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?