Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Rose

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

    Rose

  • Roses are red,

    I am dead.

    You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.