Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
Roses are red,My friend is choking.That supid bitch shouldnt have eaten my muffin.
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
There are 5 cows in a field 1 of them is the mom the rest are kids one of the kids walked up to the mom and asked why am I named Daisy and then a daisy fell on her head, The 2econt cow came up to the mom and asked why am I named rose and then a rose fell on her head, then the 3rd cow said why am I named violet then a violet fell on her head then the 4th cow walked up and said merrrbere then the mom said shutup sinderblock
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name rose? Dad: because a rose landed on your head. Girl 2: Hey dad, why is my name daisy? Dad: because a daisy landed on your head. Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr! Dad: Oh, Hey Brick!
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
Ok rose are red violets are blue barney looks better then you
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do, oh never mind I'm not homo like you
ROSES ARE RED, LEMONS ARE SOUR. OPEN YOUR LEGS AND GIVE ME AN HOUR.
KIK:hangtherule
Roses are red... Orphanes are blue... I killed the preist so i could rape them to.
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
Roses are red your mother has said come back again and you'll be dead
Roses are Red, Kevin Spacey is gay, If you'd stayed with your parents I wouldn't have taken you away
roses are red I failed my test all because of Hugh and his insest
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo but don't you worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at you
roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the third ones for you
Rose are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times
roses are red violets are blue...i fucked your mothers ass and she had you
Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
