Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because a rose landed on your head.
Girl 2: Hey, Dad, why is my name Daisy?
Dad: Because a daisy landed on your head.
Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr!
Dad: Oh, hey Brick!
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Ok rose are red violets are blue barney looks better then you
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
