Rose jokes

Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.

what did the pedophile say to the kid?

"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,

If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.

Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.