Rose jokes
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because a rose landed on your head.
Girl 2: Hey, Dad, why is my name Daisy?
Dad: Because a daisy landed on your head.
Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr!
Dad: Oh, hey Brick!
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"