What hit the ground first the feather or the depressed kid? The feather, the rope was stopping the kid
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
What did the kangaroo đŚ bring to the cook out?
A jump rope!
Girl:Can we visit Grandma this weekend Mother: Sure five year old: Look mommy! Two People and they're wearing rope necklaces!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
Whatâs better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)
when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones
So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said âIâm gonna kill youâ.I was like âYour gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.âHe left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said ânow your deadâ I ignored him again and he said âyou will pay for this.âSo the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emoâs.We have ropes everywhere.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
What's an emo person's least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words, "What are you doing with that rope and saw"
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive..
Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.
Go commit neck rope
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
