Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Whats the one game emos hate Cut the rope
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
Penis, neck, rope?
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first
The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday he said it was the most violent book ever
how do u get a depressed person out of a tree..?
you cut the rope they hung them self in...
