Rope jokes
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
Penis, neck, rope?
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.