I did not want to join sailing but my friend roped me into it.
Dad there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig and then I made pulled pork out of him
Son he is dinner
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree?
You untie the rope.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope
whats worse than aaron with downsyndrome aaron with a rope
how were tire swings made a tire said goodbye world and hung himself
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Fuck off
