You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
IF an emo and a leaf are ina tree which one will fall first?
ANSWER: The leaf, the rope saved the emo
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
what is an emos favrut game to delete cut the rope
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
what hit the floor first the emo or the apple the apple the rope stopped the emo
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
