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Poem

Llamabird · 5 years ago

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Stalin

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A drawing of Joseph Stalin on a pink card with the text "QUIT STALIN AND BE MY VALENTINE", "Happy Valentine's Day", and "Love: MAP, Stalin, and also Benkling."

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A brown dachshund is walking towards the viewer on a sidewalk, holding a twig with leaves in its mouth. Above the dog, the text "He's on his way to steal your girl 😂" is displayed.

Phenomenon

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image of two people in a romantic pose. The title is "Diddy Shades of Grey".

Dream

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Womp

A photo of two people lying down together. The image has a text overlay that says "guys dreams do come true".

Eye

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person asks the other to close their eyes and then asks what they see. The other person does not respond.

Blue

R3Y · 2 years ago

A close-up of Megamind's face, colored blue with the text: "SHE SAID HER FAVORITE COLOR WAS BLUE SO I BLUE HER UP (ARAB RIZZ)"

Gender Stereotype

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

The image features a split screen. The top half shows a close-up of two animated alien characters, Stitch (blue) and Angel (pink) from the Disney movie Lilo & Stitch, kissing. The bottom half contains a text-based meme formatted as a conversation between a 'guy at disney' and a 'disney ceo'. The conversation sarcastically explains the stereotypical design choices made for Angel to signify her as female, specifically mentioning long antennae, mascara, a protruding chest, and the color pink.

Waking Up

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 7 months ago

Oh fuck no 💀

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The sender (green bubble) says, "I want to wake up with you the rest of my life". The receiver (grey bubble) replies, "I get up at 5 am". The sender immediately responds, "Nevermind".

Covid

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

lol again

The image shows a bunch of red roses and an image of the covid virus. The text on the image reads: "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"

Bitch

that bish · 3 years ago

no bitches?

A cartoon image of the character Kenny from South Park looking sad. The text "NO BITCHES?" is written above his head.

Tomato

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Do NOT buy a tomato EVER again

A cartoon drawing of two characters in a supermarket. One character is looking at tomatoes with an amazed face, saying "wow look at this tomato, it's so red". The other is next to her blushing and says "marry me".

Kiss

Misguided Shearwater · 4 months ago

OUABH Core

A meme featuring a Lego Batman figure in a red robe looking tired. The text above states "When Jacks tells Evangeline she has to kiss three other people on varying life threatening occasions" and the caption next to the figure says "Evangeline:".

Yall

ιdᥲtᥱ ˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧 · 2 years ago

Y’all tryna get down or what like 😛

A pixelated drawing of a black and white character with sharp teeth, pink blush, and a black suit. There are red hearts floating around the character's head.

Valentine

αmy · 2 years ago

will someone be my valentine

The image is a light pink background with the text "valentine, ur as cool as nick from jimmy neutron". Below this text on the left is a stick figure with the text "*swoon*" next to it, and below that is the text "jesus take the wheel". On the right side of the image is a cartoon image of Nick from "Jimmy Neutron".

Music

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

stotpify

The image shows text that reads: "Me: *doing the laundry while listening to Spotify* Spotify: (I'm Not Okay, I'm Promise by My Chemical Romance will play next.) *song ends* *ukelele music plays* Me:" Below this text, there is an image of a blue, four-like cartoon character with an angry expression.

Bitch

CottonCandyFoxx💙 · 1 day ago

No bitches?

A close-up, distorted fish-eye view of Megamind's face leaning toward the camera with a raised eyebrow and a concerned or mocking expression. Text at the top reads "NO BITCHES?"

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a message exchange. The first message says "Good morning beautiful". The second message includes an image of an unkempt cat with text below saying "I woke up like this". The third message says "Sorry, I have a girlfriend."

Crush

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows three anime characters sleeping in bed. The top left is a blonde character labeled "Your crush". The top right is a male character labeled "Not you lol". The bottom character is a blue-haired character labeled "You".

Fact

God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

A still from a scene in the Disney movie "Beauty and the Beast" showing Belle looking at the Beast. Text on top of the image reads: "FACT: Belle did NOT know the beast could turn into a human, she was fully prepared to bang him as is."

Community talk

iheartmyself

I'm breaking up with arish

Bree_ 7772

OMG OMG OMG OGM OGMG OGMOGMG OGMGOMGOGGMG THEY LIKE ME BACK. HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK WE R TGETEHR OMFG SDHGSHVCISJDHVGUIREHFWEI I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

edsheerani

im in love with the shape of you

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