Romance jokes
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
shes creepy, no?
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?