Romance jokes

Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.

Why can’t the blind man find love?

It’s called love at first sight.

Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”

“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?

Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

I dated a furry once.

The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.

"I will Always Love You!"

Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)

I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know, you know. 😏😏

Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.