Romance jokes

Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.

Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”

“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”

Why can’t the blind man find love?

It’s called love at first sight.

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

I dated a furry once.

The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.

"I will Always Love You!"

Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)

I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know, you know. 😏😏

Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.