Romance jokes
Sex is like math.
Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
I love you.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.