I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
1 and 2 fell in love the 2 said your the only 1 for me!
Guys help- i need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being fr rn guys help
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Night chat. #love u forever maybe until I die! 🌸
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
The match: Ur my match The thighs: you light me up
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Literally every movie:
"I love you" "I love u too"
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes u!" Him: "wtf I have a grilfriend sorry not sorry" His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country". 😶
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too
My Sex Life
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real
Are you Paris, 'Cause Eiffel for you
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Rose's are Red Violets are Blue I've got Genital Wart's, Soon you will too-
