What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
I will Always Love You!
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
1 and 2 fell in love the 2 said your the only 1 for me!
Guys help- i need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being fr rn guys help
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed Thanks for coming
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
The match: Ur my match The thighs: you light me up
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
