Romance jokes

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

So Kenny finally found his one true love.

But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.

If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.

What is black and white and is dead?

My Chemical Romance.

1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?

"Thanks for coming."

What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?

One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!

The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."

How to get a girl in three steps:

Step 1: grab a pillow.

Step 2: grab a blanket.

Step 3: keep dreaming.

If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.

Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍

After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.

Boy: Spell ME.

Girl: M-E.

Boy: You forgot the D.

Girl: There is no D in ME.

Boy: Not yet.

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.