Romance jokes

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.

Silence...

And then at last she spoke...

"Unexpected item in the bagging area."

I heard you were looking for a stud...

I already have the STD; all I need is you.

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Because I'm a beta male simp.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Why do women have two sets of lips?

I kiss both.

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.

I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.