So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.