Romance

Romance Jokes

Incest

So Kenny finally found his one true love.

But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.

Marriage

Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍

After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

Cat

If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.

Dick

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.

Skin

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Vampire

What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?

One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

Advice

Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!

CPR

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

Line

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

Girl

How to get a girl in three steps:

Step 1: grab a pillow.

Step 2: grab a blanket.

Step 3: keep dreaming.

Tulip

If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷

Finger

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.

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  • Innuendo

    These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.

    Boy: Spell ME.

    Girl: M-E.

    Boy: You forgot the D.

    Girl: There is no D in ME.

    Boy: Not yet.

    Uranus

    If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

    Mistletoe

    If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.