Literally every movie:
"I love you" "I love u too"
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes u!" Him: "wtf I have a grilfriend sorry not sorry" His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country". 😶
My Sex Life
Are you Paris, 'Cause Eiffel for you
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Rose's are Red Violets are Blue I've got Genital Wart's, Soon you will too-
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
I heard you were looking for a stud... I already have the STD, all I need is u.
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love Man: I wish not to die a virgin Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me...it turns out that she was lying.
I have a girlfriend.
