what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
I heard you were looking for a stud... I already have the STD, all I need is u.
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love Man: I wish not to die a virgin Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."
roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
like if u wana hve sex
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me...it turns out that she was lying.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
I have a girlfriend.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says "Will you be my Valenein?"
Are you in the alphabet cos I wanna give you the d
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
