Romance jokes
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
OUABH Core
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.