Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Rodent Jokes
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
Memes
this is my cousin (you’ll get it if u live near nyc subways [trains, not the sandwich])
Ya'll be safe you never know these days
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