Rodent jokes
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
Ya'll be safe you never know these days
this is my cousin (you’ll get it if u live near nyc subways [trains, not the sandwich])
hess got a question
Community talk
Listen up, you tools.
The hamster is launching "Worst Jokes Jokes TV" 24/7. I know the guy - it's going to be total garbage for people with no hobbies. The rodent babbles trash while you stare blankly. Anyone watching this has officially hit rock bottom.
Fits your empty heads perfectly.
Listen up, that dumb hamster has its own site now. Probably needs a platform because nobody here takes him seriously anymore.
Getting the world explained to you by a rodent is the absolute bottom of the intellectual barrel. Anyone wasting their time on this small-animal content has completely lost control of their life. If you absolutely have to consume this garbage, go to wtfbear.com/en/chat/hamster - but don't come crying to me when you're even dumber than before. Who else is so lost that they actually believe the hamster has a clue?
My hamsters birthday was yesterday (Mr.Nibbles) so say happy late birthday since he is also apart of this community 🥹.