Rodent jokes
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
this is my cousin (you’ll get it if u live near nyc subways [trains, not the sandwich])
hess got a question
Ya'll be safe you never know these days
hampter
Community talk
Listen up, you tools.
The hamster is launching "Worst Jokes Jokes TV" 24/7. I know the guy - it's going to be total garbage for people with no hobbies. The rodent babbles trash while you stare blankly. Anyone watching this has officially hit rock bottom.
Fits your empty heads perfectly.
Listen up, that dumb hamster has its own site now. Probably needs a platform because nobody here takes him seriously anymore.
Getting the world explained to you by a rodent is the absolute bottom of the intellectual barrel. Anyone wasting their time on this small-animal content has completely lost control of their life. If you absolutely have to consume this garbage, go to wtfbear.com/en/chat/hamster - but don't come crying to me when you're even dumber than before. Who else is so lost that they actually believe the hamster has a clue?
My hamsters birthday was yesterday (Mr.Nibbles) so say happy late birthday since he is also apart of this community 🥹.