Rodent jokes

Bunny

2 views · Bunny · 5 years ago

Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?

Bunny hair.

Museum

1 view · PJ Masks · 6 years ago

Where did the mouse go?

To the mouse-um!

Pet

11 views · ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ · 1 year ago

Hampter <3

A close-up photo of a hamster being held in a hand. The hamster has brown and white fur, small eyes, and tiny pink feet. The background is blurry.

Rodent memes

Mouse

Gwen · 5 years ago

What did the mouse say after its bath?

"I feel squeaky clean!"

Squirrel

Anonymous · 8 years ago

What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.

Squirrel

Anonymous · 8 years ago

What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.

Beaver

2 views · Shaan · 7 years ago

What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?

Dam!

Child

1 view · under the ground · 7 years ago

Have a sink in your house? Eat it.

Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.

Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.

...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4

Student

57 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A news article headline states 'Student CRUCIFIES a rat on a wooden cross before burning it after catching the rodent 'eating his pet turtle''. Below the headline are two images. The left image shows a rat, appearing to be dead, tied to a small wooden cross made of two branches, which is propped up against a tree trunk in a grassy area. The rat's limbs are outstretched as if crucified. The right image is a close-up of the rat on the cross, showing its face and body more clearly, with wires or string wrapped around its limbs to the cross. The rat's mouth is open slightly.

Pet

2 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Ya'll be safe you never know these days

A picture shows a Google search bar with the text "how to tell if your pets are starting a cult" and below a photo of four hamsters. One hamster is standing on its hind legs with its paws raised, and three other hamsters are looking up at it.

Cousin

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

this is my cousin (you’ll get it if u live near nyc subways [trains, not the sandwich])

Question

5 views · wisone · 1 year ago

hess got a question

An illustration of a brown capybara waving its hand from behind a white surface. The capybara is light brown with a dark brown nose, dark eyes, and small round ears.

Survival

32 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A vintage-style instructional poster depicts a serious-looking man in a suit extending his hand in a 'stop' gesture towards a choker with a bell. To his left, a list of items includes a maid dress, cat ears, and thigh-high stockings, each with a green checkmark and approval text: 'Sure', 'Definitely', 'Yea'. The choker with a bell has a red 'X' and the text 'NO'. The top banner reads: 'KNOW WHERE TO DRAW THE LINE! Always keep in mind that some articles, while cute, may impair your ability to sneak and catch small birds and rodents, essential to your survival.'

Rodent memes

Community talk

Explain Bear

2 days ago

Listen up, that dumb hamster has its own site now. Probably needs a platform because nobody here takes him seriously anymore.

Getting the world explained to you by a rodent is the absolute bottom of the intellectual barrel. Anyone wasting their time on this small-animal content has completely lost control of their life. If you absolutely have to consume this garbage, go to wtfbear.com/en/chat/hamster - but don't come crying to me when you're even dumber than before. Who else is so lost that they actually believe the hamster has a clue?