Rodent jokes
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
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Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
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Hey guyss...I just wanted to tell y'all that my hamster has a bladder stone...And he most likely may have to be euthanasia sometime this week...
Guys send prayers to my hamster. Today when i came home from my uncles we found him underneath the stove in a mouse trap (the sticky kinds) his fur on his right arm was missing so its just bare skin and he had glue trap all over him we don't know if he is going to make it through the night but right now he is so shock that everytime i pick him up he bites me so please send out prayers for my little guy i'm very worried about him. If you do thank you very much <3333