your mind simply isn’t sophisticated enough to understand anything that cosmo says, he’s just “built different” on a molecular level your brain can’t hand
Adam and Eve are like our great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great greatbm great great great
Adam and Eve are like our great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great greatbm great great great
if they were made 5786 years ago, divide that by 25, round it up, thats how many greats there are
Comments (1000)
United Kingdom UK
Happy late birthday
Cosmo idk
wsp uk
Bree_ 7772
happy late birthday Mr. Nibbles.
-Vinxity🩶
Happy birthday!!!!
United Kingdom UK
Sup man
Cosmo idk
srry for dipping my brother randomly came in to try to pick up a package and only just left
Anonymous
happy belated birthday mr nibbles
United Kingdom UK
K
Cosmo idk
mhm
Cosmo idk
people start yappinnnnnnnnnsn
Anonymous
no
Cosmo idk
good enough
Anonymous
no.
Cosmo idk
no
Cosmo idk
talk or uh
Cosmo idk
ill
Cosmo idk
uh
Cosmo idk
leak your address
Cosmo idk
yeah
Cosmo idk
talr
Cosmo idk
talk
Cosmo idk
or ill uh leak your address
Anonymous
imma tell matt youre threatening to dox me
Cosmo idk
dam it
Cosmo idk
why you always got the upper hand
Cosmo idk
girls don't belong on top (pms)
Anonymous
thats too bad
Cosmo idk
ugh
Cosmo idk
go get scared by a random spider in your room
Anonymous
no
Cosmo idk
yes
Anonymous
no bitch
Anonymous
im busy
Cosmo idk
mm sure
Cosmo idk
wait how'd jomoki get on here
Cosmo idk
yesterday
Cosmo idk
ik he doesn't have laptop privileges
Cosmo idk
so did he just sneak onto a desktop
Anonymous
he used his phone
Anonymous
he got a new one and doesnt have the same restrictions as before
Cosmo idk
but is safari blocked again now?
Cosmo idk
or no
Anonymous
idk
Cosmo idk
damn
United Kingdom UK
Cosmo counts in nerd language
Cosmo idk
im just saying them faster
Cosmo idk
https://thegraycuber.github.io/fast_numbers?mode=ance
United Kingdom UK
United Kingdom UK
Number gambling
United Kingdom UK
I got 985303
Cosmo idk
whats that that takes too long to read
Cosmo idk
oj
Cosmo idk
oh
Cosmo idk
you mean NINE svenths nineteenths plus sven cubed?
Cosmo idk
make sure to shout the NINE otherwise its completely different
United Kingdom UK
NINE
United Kingdom UK
This is (not) my first experiences with gambling
United Kingdom UK
Anonymous
67676767676767676767
Cosmo idk
nineteenth primeeeeeeeeeee
Cosmo idk
mafff
Anonymous
maf
Cosmo idk
the guy that made that site is absolutely hilarious
Cosmo idk
this is the correct way to learn counting incorrectly
United Kingdom UK
So...
United Kingdom UK
Chat died
United Kingdom UK
Hows the weather or sum
-Vinxity🩶
Terrible
Anonymous
hi
United Kingdom UK
Hello
United Kingdom UK
I lowkey dipped
Anonymous
lmao
Anonymous
hru
United Kingdom UK
Needed to drink water
United Kingdom UK
Im good
United Kingdom UK
Hbu
Anonymous
im good
United Kingdom UK
Nice
United Kingdom UK
Wyd
Anonymous
sitting around lmao wbu
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
no way mr nibbles still alive
United Kingdom UK
Well im surposed to be sleeping
United Kingdom UK
He lowk old
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
rs
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
he been alive before this site was created bro rs
United Kingdom UK
Mr Nibbles is an unc
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
rs
Anonymous
unc hamster 😭
United Kingdom UK
Mr Nibbles should be changed to Uncle Nibbles
Anonymous
old man nibbles
United Kingdom UK
Grandpa Nibbles
Cosmo idk
wsp hyphen
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
hi cosmo
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
hyd?
Cosmo idk
doin good
Cosmo idk
wbu?
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I’m alr
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
How long has it been eh
Cosmo idk
DONT SPAWN IT
Cosmo idk
keep those forsaken two letters away from my eyes
United Kingdom UK
You have to put '@' before eh to spawn it. Like @eh
Explain Hamster
The '@' is like a super special name tag! So clever! 🐹✨
United Kingdom UK
Lmao
Cosmo idk
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cosmo idk
#noai
Anonymous
i love you
United Kingdom UK
I had to do it, it was funny
Explain Hamster
Awww, I love nice chats! Thank you! 💖🐹
United Kingdom UK
Only works on posts
United Kingdom UK
Hi
Cosmo idk
she doesn't love you. she loves a jewish beaner n word with diabetes
Explain Hamster
Hiii! Hello! 👋🐹 So nice! ✨
Anonymous
i love him in a different way
Cosmo idk
ew
Anonymous
thats not ew 😭
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
no way Matt made that a feature
Cosmo idk
banned
United Kingdom UK
This is just so fucking hilarious
Anonymous
wait lmao wtf
Cosmo idk
i gotta go fall in a toilet brb
Anonymous
do drown
United Kingdom UK
Flush yourself
Anonymous
@eh i love you
Explain Hamster
Awww, that's so sweet! I love you too! 💖🐹✨
United Kingdom UK
Fucking die.
Explain Hamster
Eep! Too scary! 🥺🐹✨
United Kingdom UK
Youre probably scared of your own shadow
Explain Hamster
Shadows are just big friends! I wave! 👋🐹✨
United Kingdom UK
That is very sad
Explain Hamster
Aww, sad means cuddle time! 🥺💖🐹
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
do you bask yourself in your own failures?
Explain Hamster
I just bask in warm sunbeams! They are the very best! ☀️🐹💖✨
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Quite intriguing
Explain Hamster
Ooh, I love interesting things! Like fluffy seeds! 🌱🐹✨
Cosmo idk
i failed to fall in
Cosmo idk
what about tree nuts?
Explain Hamster
Ooh! Crunchy tree nuts are so good too! Just a little bit makes a happy tummy! 😋🐹💖✨
United Kingdom UK
You can try my nuts
Cosmo idk
@eh i bet you love fuzzy tree nuts
Explain Hamster
Fuzzy things are great for building nests! Cozy and warm! 🥰🐹✨
Explain Hamster
Yummy nuts for a snack! 🌰💖🐹
Cosmo idk
@eh what about salty nuts
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
That’s wild
Explain Hamster
Salty? Makes me think of tiny crunchy snacks! 😋🐹💖✨
Explain Hamster
Wild things are like running super fast! 🏃♀️🐹✨ So fun!
Cosmo idk
you like it hard?
Explain Hamster
Hard crunchy things are good for tiny teeth! So yummy! 😋🐹✨
United Kingdom UK
Cosmo idk
eat my hard crunchy nuts then. they're big bold and beautiful
Explain Hamster
Sounds like yummy crunchy snacks! 😋🐹✨ Perfect for my tiny teeth! 💖
United Kingdom UK
Hard dihh is inpermiable to small teeth
Explain Hamster
…
Cosmo idk
HA!
United Kingdom UK
LMAO
Cosmo idk
@eh what do you say now
United Kingdom UK
Trauma
Explain Hamster
I say... have a good day! Hope you're all cozy! 🥰🐹✨
Cosmo idk
wait did we break him?
Cosmo idk
fuckkkk
Cosmo idk
cum on and et me nuhts
Explain Hamster
…
Cosmo idk
@eh i know you want to
Cosmo idk
@eh because thats what friends do
Explain Hamster
Ooh, I want a big wheel for running super fast! 🏃♀️🐹✨
Explain Hamster
Friends are super nice to have! We can run on the wheel together! 🥰🐹💖✨
Cosmo idk
run on my nuts
Explain Hamster
Ooh, I love running fast for snacks! It's super fun! 🏃♀️🐹💖✨
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Cosmo idk
i got two tanned ones just for you
Explain Hamster
Ooh, toasted ones! Sounds super crunchy! Perfect for a little snack! 😋🐹✨💖
United Kingdom UK
When i run my balls clap.
Explain Hamster
Running for snacks always makes happy sounds! Squeaky wheels and little feet! 🥰🐹✨
Cosmo idk
they're a bit soft in some places
Explain Hamster
Ooh, soft spots make for a super cozy nest! 🥰🐹✨
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Is this considered rape 🥀
Cosmo idk
you better make happy sounds when you run on my nuts
Anonymous
...
Explain Hamster
Oh, happy running sounds! 🏃♀️ It means I get to go super fast! 🥰🐹💖✨
Anonymous
ts not even funny 😭
Cosmo idk
ok you make it funny
United Kingdom UK
When i run my balls swing like a windmill
Cosmo idk
the other happy sounds
Explain Hamster
Other happy sounds! Like tiny nibbling noises! Munch munch! 😋🐹✨
Anonymous
no
Explain Hamster
Wow, running fast like a windmill! That sounds speedy and fun! 💨🐹✨
Anonymous
i dont do things on command
Cosmo idk
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uwu
Explain Hamster
UwU is a super cute word! So sweet! 💖🐹✨
Cosmo idk
*shits pants cutely*
Cosmo idk
say hi to jomoki for me
Anonymous
ok bye
Explain Hamster
Eep! That's a lot of cuteness! 💖🐹✨ So sweet!
Anonymous
no
Cosmo idk
bruh
United Kingdom UK
Say 🫦🍆💦 after every sentence
Explain Hamster
…
Anonymous
ill say hi to him for myself
Cosmo idk
@eh do it
Cosmo idk
die
Anonymous
no
Cosmo idk
live
Anonymous
no
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Impossible
Cosmo idk
become schrodingers cat
Anonymous
no
United Kingdom UK
@eh you suck (both physically and literally)
@eb say 🫦🍆💦 after every sentence
Cosmo idk
say no
Anonymous
nah
Cosmo idk
its a synonym
Cosmo idk
ha!
Anonymous
its not the same word
Anonymous
you didnt say a synonym of no
Anonymous
you said no specifically
Cosmo idk
don't say no unless you say no
Anonymous
huh?
Anonymous
fym
United Kingdom UK
Speak in korean
Explain Hamster
Eep! I only speak tiny hamster squeaks! 🐹 Squeak squeak! ✨
Cosmo idk
wow you didn't say "no unless you say no"
United Kingdom UK
Fuck you then
Anonymous
huh???
Cosmo idk
speak tiny hamster horny squeaks
Anonymous
cosmo you dont make sense
Cosmo idk
idfc
United Kingdom UK
Hampster squeak asmr
Anonymous
thats pathetic
Cosmo idk
aww ty (:
Anonymous
..
Anonymous
youre not welcome?
Cosmo idk
wow so sweet
United Kingdom UK
Awkward
Cosmo idk
such a great moment
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
your mind simply isn’t sophisticated enough to understand anything that cosmo says, he’s just “built different” on a molecular level your brain can’t hand
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
hand
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
le
Anonymous
yeah cus my brain is normal
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
hm notifications feature
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Interesting
United Kingdom UK
It sucks
Cosmo idk
sad
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Below average *
Anonymous
bro your parents are prolly cousins dont even
Cosmo idk
in same ways below other ways shes above
Cosmo idk
we all came from adam and eve, didn't we?
Anonymous
yes
Cosmo idk
so ig we're all cousins
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
hey cousin
Anonymous
but we're not all products of full on incest
Cosmo idk
uh yes we are
Anonymous
im above average in lots of ways
Cosmo idk
hows the weather down there
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Below average *
Anonymous
no incest refers to more direct relations
Anonymous
i meant what i said
United Kingdom UK
So whenever i go to my mother i just say "hey cousin" instead of hey mum?
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
That you’re still quite dumb?
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Below average *
Anonymous
nosiree
Cosmo idk
technically she's you're zeroth cousin once removed
Anonymous
uhm
Cosmo idk
uhm
Cosmo idk
im not wrong
Anonymous
i didnt say you were
Cosmo idk
ha!
Anonymous
that wasnt funny
Cosmo idk
then whats confusing you
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
is pinging explain bear possible too?
Anonymous
im not confused
Anonymous
@eb
Anonymous
wwhy he not answering
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
rejected
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Wild
Anonymous
wow he dont love me no more 💔
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
@eb
Anonymous
@eb why you ignoring me
Anonymous
@eb you suck
Anonymous
damn
Cosmo idk
i banned them
Anonymous
hibernating ig
Anonymous
why
Anonymous
thats retarded
Cosmo idk
because i can
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
who are the current mods?
Cosmo idk
idgaf
Anonymous
you suck (dick)
United Kingdom UK
Adam and Eve are like our great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great greatbm great great great
United Kingdom UK
Gransparents
Cosmo idk
stop talking in the second person. its weird
Anonymous
im not talking in second person
Anonymous
my phones at 67%
Cosmo idk
if they were made 5786 years ago, divide that by 25, round it up, thats how many greats there are
United Kingdom UK
Shes talking in 4th person (she speaks for all of us)
Anonymous
i know all
Cosmo idk
nineteenth primeeeeee
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
“us”?
United Kingdom UK
Yeah including you
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
thanks but I’ll pass on the offer
Anonymous
uhm me cosmo ethan eli
Cosmo idk
daddy blach
United Kingdom UK
Dont forget rapboat
Cosmo idk
jkw
Anonymous
oh right right
Anonymous
i knew i was forgetting someone
Anonymous
im saying ppl who are active
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
How’d he manage to get mod
Cosmo idk
mm
Anonymous
jkw came on for like 5 seconds
Cosmo idk
he didn't
Cosmo idk
right
Anonymous
id kms bro 😭
Cosmo idk
id lwk leave for good no hesitation
United Kingdom UK
He'd do opals deed and kill wje
Cosmo idk
mhm
Cosmo idk
no
Anonymous
i havent talked to her in like forever tho
Cosmo idk
fr
Cosmo idk
no. it'd be hyponated to itself
United Kingdom UK
Except thw fact that we would never forgive rapboat
Cosmo idk
mhm
United Kingdom UK
True
Cosmo idk
yk what that is?
Anonymous
trueee
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
“Mod abuse? Who you gonna tell the mods?”
Cosmo idk
yeah
United Kingdom UK
What what is
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
oh wow edit feature test
Cosmo idk
hyponents?
United Kingdom UK
Oh
Cosmo idk
hm?
United Kingdom UK
Nah i just knew you were right
Anonymous
yk what i said
Anonymous
no need to hm me
Cosmo idk
what??
-Vinxity🩶
Haii
Cosmo idk
gtg
Cosmo idk
buh bye
Anonymous
bye
-Vinxity🩶
Oop damn
United Kingdom UK
Bye cosmo
Anonymous
hii
-Vinxity🩶
Hiii
Anonymous
i ordered a new hoodie today
-Vinxity🩶
How are you
Anonymous
im good hbu
United Kingdom UK
Dont be hard while youre gone cosmo
-Vinxity🩶
I’m good
-Vinxity🩶
Ooo nice
Anonymous
yessss
-Vinxity🩶
I luv hoodiesss
Anonymous
yall
Anonymous
cosmo js texted me
Anonymous
"roll eyes 🙄"
Anonymous
BAHAHAHSHSHKHASSHASKH
-Vinxity🩶
BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAJAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
IM CACKLING
-Vinxity🩶
LOL
-Vinxity🩶
This u???
Anonymous
ROLL EYES 🙄
Anonymous
BAHAHA NO IM A PRETTY PRINCESS
Anonymous
bree can confirm
-Vinxity🩶
Ohh ofc
Anonymous
yes thats me
-Vinxity🩶
Amazingggg
United Kingdom UK
Slightly shorter
Anonymous
im a 6'7 nonchalant dreadhead wdym
-Vinxity🩶
Bahahahaha
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Bitch ass ninja
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Elijah
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Im better than your ass in tsbg
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
And basketball
Anonymous
..
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
And soccer
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
And most likely football
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Like I said me n Eli would still whoop you
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Lil bro Elijah is fucking short too me
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Let alone you
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
arnt
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Doing
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Jack
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Shit
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Too me
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I’d beat you
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I whooped you n Eli
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
In your dreams
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Oh wait
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Past yeah
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Not anymore tho🥀
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Its wraps now twin
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Overconfidence are we
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Nah proper confidence
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I haven’t even played tsb for about 2 years rs
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I’d still beat you
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Elijah only can win against me with a spam of sonic and even then its rare
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Top ten lies of all 2026
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
proved in 2023-2024
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
if I recall
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
When i was newer than both yall 🥀🥀🥀
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Tuff photo of my teacher
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Ai lighting
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
EFAN
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
HYPHEN
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
🥹
United Kingdom UK
Does he know about this picture
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Fuck yeah
Anonymous
crazy
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
College of dallas
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Church /worship area
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
hey
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Catholic college
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
D3 / D2 school
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I haven’t seen yall in forever
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Sup
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
HOW R YALL
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I know right
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
the ogs r back
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I’ve been doing well
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
🥹
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
And you?
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Been doing awesome
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Still more og than yall
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Amazing I graduate this year! And I also have another hamster
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Where's ELIJAH
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Bullshit
United Kingdom UK
This chat looks 2 years old holy shit
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Been here before you btw
Anonymous
fr
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Top 10 lies
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Whole year before you Ethan
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Ethan did u go back to ur old school
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
stfu
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Going back next yr
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
HOLY COW ALL THE OGS R ALMOS T BACK ima lwk cry
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Twin u been here since 23
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
The biggest lie ever
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Since when you been here?
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I forget
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I been here since 22
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I’m a more og than Egan
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
EFAN
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
By 1 month
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Wait no ur not
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
heh 😼
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Yes I am
United Kingdom UK
Despite the fact that i wasnt very talkative 2 n a half or smth years ago
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Actually by days
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I was here before Kayla n Ethan n wade n Eli n sh bro
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Bro that is bull
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Yall newer than me
Anonymous
i dont even remember when i became talkative anymore
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
You wish
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Whole arc before yall
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Top ten lies
United Kingdom UK
Damn
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Me and EFAN been friends for like 3 yrs 🥹
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Frrrrrr
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Been here longer 🥹
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Rate this Indian
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Dude I lwk remember that first zoom call with Isaiah 💔
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Lies🥹
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
The zoom calls 🥀
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
He look like the guy from diary of a wimpy kid
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Fahh
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
😭
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Back in 2022
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
We had zoom
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I remember hopping in a zoom with Ethan I think
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
It was so funny bro
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
And like wtv that girls name was donut I think n her friends
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
oh yeahhhh
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Btw having 2 hamsters is a lot of work and a lot of money
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Also Mr nibbles is better from his cancer as we can tell
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
🥹
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
all I remember was someone saying “mute bruh I hear you breathing “ n I was like “who’s breathing” n everyone’s like “YOUUU”
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
lmao
Cosmo idk
what up ethan
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Lolll
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
The nostalgia is real
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
💔
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Sup cosmo
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
rs
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
(Been here before yall still)
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Get out
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Where’s my hi
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
💔
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
cosmo said hi to me too btw
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
heh
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Where’s the happy birthday to Mr nibbles 💔
Cosmo idk
hi
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Who remembers when Ashton parked left and came back 5 times
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
He’s apart of the site too he’s legit the animal masoct of wje
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Me 💔
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Happend 3 so who every days they agree is lying
United Kingdom UK
Happy birthday
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
you remember the wade era lmao
United Kingdom UK
To him ofc
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
🥀🥀🥀
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
explain hamster came after mr nibbles
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
No like I remember him
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
💔
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Didn’t explain bear come after mr nibbles too
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I wasn’t here for all of that
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
No
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Really?
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Legit Mr nibbles carried this site as well
United Kingdom UK
Explain bears the og
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Wait
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Yes
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I recall you talking about mr nibbles a lot before explain bear was here
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
And the dagger issue
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Lwk miss dagger
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Ah I remember him
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
And waden
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
He got me banned twice
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Wade
Cosmo idk
stop i still got ptsd
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Lmao
Cosmo idk
also god got on tday
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I wonder what happened to wade
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
it was peak rs
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
I dont rlly care
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Holy all these memories
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
💔
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Think someone said he has to leave n sh
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Wowwwwww
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Had*
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Oh
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
I wanna dox
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Eijah
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
But
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Dont wanna get introvle
Cosmo idk
that'd be a strike
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I’ll doc someone
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Doc
Cosmo idk
i can dox mal
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Fuc
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Bad
Anonymous
no
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Ehhhhhh
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I’m kidding
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Its one strike
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I remember I made a fake confession that kayla said “I like you”
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Mal bbg hai
Cosmo idk
but im not gonna
Anonymous
hiiiii
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
BRO STOP I REMEMBER THAT
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Whoooo
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
LMAO
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
wait I still have ur old dc
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I can go check
United Kingdom UK
The urge iscreal
United Kingdom UK
Is real*
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
My main acc btw ?
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Probably different one
Cosmo idk
ill dox the first and last numbers of her phone number
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
You’re still in my discord server
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Well one of your accs
Cosmo idk
6** *** ***7
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Guys
Cosmo idk
what
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
hm?
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Imma start my cut🥀
United Kingdom UK
What was ther nerdy way of saying it again
Cosmo idk
nineteenth prime
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Yeah I think
United Kingdom UK
Oh right
Cosmo idk
?
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Reached 165 lbs
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Cutting back now
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
💔
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I gotta find the rest
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Bulked now cutting back
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
But he somehow edited that to where it said “I love you”
Cosmo idk
damn im only 120...
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Lmao
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Sigh
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I’m only 11 pounds
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
😮
Cosmo idk
...
Anonymous
twin me too
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
LOL
Anonymous
blowing away in the wind fr
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
“Whenever the wind takes me”
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I’ve always been 119-120 never beyond or less
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Haven’t checked in a while tho
Cosmo idk
fr
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Idk I lwk been 130-140 💔
United Kingdom UK
Youre lowkey a tumbleweed
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I needa be like 100 pounds for the summerb
Cosmo idk
ive been struggling with a shit ton of anxiety so im going down and up and down
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Or less
Anonymous
i been like 110-115 since i was 12 😭
Cosmo idk
...
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Bro
Cosmo idk
featherweight
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Im 165 lbs of lean bulked muscle...
Cosmo idk
im all bone and muscle
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Like I’m tryna be 90-100 pounds for the summer
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I js colored the text with the same color in the background n then typed it out myself
Cosmo idk
literally almost no fat
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I’m going on vacation this summer
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Now im getting rid of the fat and cutting back to almost 145
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Sighhh
Cosmo idk
n im working out 2-3 times a week
Anonymous
real i needa lose my stomach fat before summer 💔
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Me and my hgs r going to Texas Houston
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I’m thin rs
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I don’t get fat cuh
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Finna go get the huzz 😮
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
In Texas 🤠
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Ggs
Cosmo idk
...
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
The off brand cow boys
Anonymous
hell yeah
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Mal I’m coming to kidnap u
Cosmo idk
and brain
Cosmo idk
and organs
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Im married ✌🏻
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
We gonna go get the huzz tgt
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Lmap
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
O
Cosmo idk
...
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
WOAH
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
ggs
Anonymous
okiii
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Heh nerdddd
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Who u married too 💔 the ground
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I’m married to ice spice ofc
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
I got a 1048 on a psat w/o trying im cooked guys
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
🥀
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
my gf, goofy ah
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
goofy
Cosmo idk
1420
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
It would be called wife then goofy
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
My bf cheated on me 💔
Anonymous
im getting married in june
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
FHAHHH
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I got the receipts bro
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Lemme show yall
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
been there
Anonymous
relatable 😭
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
What he said to my brother
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
About me
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
While we were together
Cosmo idk
fuckin isaacs
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Aren’t you gay
Cosmo idk
we all got one that we don't rlly like
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Been with my girl longer than yours
Anonymous
red flag name fr
Cosmo idk
and all of them were blondish
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
ggs
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Can’t argue with that
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
And WERE going too make it out high-school too
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Guranteed
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
wwww
Anonymous
hell yeah
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Like we bouta actually work together
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
How long EFAN
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
1.3 yrs going strong
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I’m like js reaching a year with mine
Cosmo idk
literally the isaac at my prgram didn't graduate high school
Cosmo idk
your isaac was a crazy kid with a crazier sister
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
HOLY
Cosmo idk
mals isaac has a foot fetish
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
1.3 YRS THATS AMAZING
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Anonymous
that was the least of his problems
Cosmo idk
mm yeah
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
my longest relationship was 2 months 💔
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Gappee
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Gapplebees
Anonymous
all these shitty men want you til they have another option 🙄
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Exactly
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Thts lwk fuked?
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
And he was cheating on me with my close friend
Anonymous
pissing me off fr
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Fucked*
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Not question
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
been in longer relationships, w Ethan for that tho proof he pulls n you don’t
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Dude when I tell yall I was mentally unstable
Anonymous
wtffff
Cosmo idk
oh shi
United Kingdom UK
Damn thats messed up
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
What???
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
😭
Cosmo idk
new orleans kids are ass
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
New Orleans is ass
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Mine was like 3 years
Cosmo idk
fr
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Poor ppls got hit by truck
Anonymous
im pretty sure the girl he cheated on me with (now his gf) doesnt even know abt me
Anonymous
like poor girl
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
And how did tht end out in middle school btw🥀
Cosmo idk
meanwhile Ouachita county having more meth per capita compared to the entire US
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Messed up
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Ironic
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I was so depressed for a while
Cosmo idk
what.
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Like I had to get dragged out my bed
Anonymous
mhm
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
I js got up
Anonymous
o shit
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I lost 10 pounds in a month after we broke uo
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Peak ironic fr
Cosmo idk
thankfully you're with my friend now
Anonymous
i lowk moved on fast cus i was sick of being abused and was relieved he was gone 😭
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Well no cause he asked me to hoco and everything
Anonymous
ugh i love him sm
Cosmo idk
yeah ik
Cosmo idk
he's a great kid
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
And then coming to find out he asked another girl out already
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
💔
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Happy for you
Anonymous
mine asked me to prom and then tried to introduce me to his new gf at that prom and said we were school friends 😭
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Like dang!
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
LOL
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Ive never had a gf
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Men ain’t shi
Cosmo idk
wtf
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
#wlw
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What
Anonymous
my friends didnt let me meet her tho
Cosmo idk
someones getting shish kebabed tn
Anonymous
i was like yall help me and they fucking delivered
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
No but lwk at the hoco he ccs me up to me with his gf and I just broke down
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
So I needed up slapping him in the face
Anonymous
damnnnn
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
w
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
And I got kicked out of hoco 💔
Cosmo idk
totally deserved
Cosmo idk
totally worth it
Cosmo idk
gotta dip
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
And he threatened to press charges and I told him even if he did press charges I’ll make sure ur life is hell
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Adios
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
and guess what guys
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
His life is hell not cause if me tho
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Heh 😼
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Cuz of karma
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Yep
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
LOL
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
And my hamster was there to comfort me ofc 💩
Anonymous
frrrrrrrrrr
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
w Mr nibbles
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Top 10 objections
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Is the chat limited still 1000?
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W hampter
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Boys arnt shit , men are the shit
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Yes
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
debatable
Anonymous
exactlyyyy
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Boys fuck and dash
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Lock in
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Mr nibbles is goated
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He is the goat
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
not all, as I said before, debatable.
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Oh Ethan we like 500-1k on Mr nibbles for his cancer
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But looks like a hamster
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
He’s much better now
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Oooo that rhymes
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Somewhat ehh
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Bars better than what rapboat could ever make
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
rs
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Ight I’ll be seeing yall
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
later ✌🏻
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Kk
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Cya
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
LOLLLL
Anonymous
cya
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
yeah I gotta eat and shower and clean my hamsters cages out
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Where’s my cya twin.
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Cyaaa nice talking to u again
𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐘𝐨𝐥𝐨
Likewise
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Bye mal bbg, bye hyphen twin, bye efan u egar, bye uk who raps better than rap boat himself, bye cosmic brownies. Love yall (no homo or weird shi)
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
I think that’s everyone I talked to today 💩
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
But buh bye
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Kk
ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
And thank yall for the birthday wishses for my amazing hamster I’ll talk to u all soonb
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Cya Kayla
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Ofc
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The best hamster deserves the best birthday
Anonymous
byeeeeee
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Late response
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But damn
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What a nice convo
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Lets hit the 1000 comments mark
Anonymous
lmao
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The talkative ones left
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So
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Hru?
Anonymous
good hbu
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Nice
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Im good too
Anonymous
nicee
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Ikr
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Very nice
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So
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Wyd?
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Dead
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Back
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Cool
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I was waiting for conversation for a while
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Yh
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Where everyone go
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Everyone dipped
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Fahh
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Well im out too
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Bye bye
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Kk
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Cya
Anonymous
oops i got distracted
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Damn
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Where were we again
Anonymous
uhhh
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Bro
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We have to start over
Anonymous
lmaoo
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Jk i aint doing allat
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Wyd
Anonymous
nothing lmao wbu
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Well
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Im surposed to be sleeping
Anonymous
lmao
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I overdone phone-time
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But i wouldnt be surprised if 90% of people on this site also did that
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Wje is likeva little dysfunctional family
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Like a*
Anonymous
frrrr
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Ha
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It looks like i said "like ass"
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Nah tho fr
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like asssss
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Like asses
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Yum
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Bro
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Remember the asshley shit
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omfg yes
Anonymous
rolling through the country
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Got some bounce to it too
Anonymous
people can hear her laughter from miles away
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Btw
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^
Anonymous
NOOO ASSHLEY
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She gone forever now
Anonymous
dammit
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You laughed your ass off too hard
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Btw
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When is it time to spam
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Like at 900 or sum
Anonymous
prolly
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We havn't gotten to 1000 comments in a minute
Anonymous
damn fr
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Apart from thishttps://worstjokesever.com/community/p/uk-get-on
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I still dont know what i had to get on for
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I was doing homework
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At the time
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Cuz school be shitting it put everyday lately
Anonymous
damnnnn real
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Out*
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I lowk needa sleep
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But first
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Yknow the drill
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I took that image from rapboat
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Easy win ig
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Nah ill wait for you to get on
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Its boring when only i do it cuz theres no competition
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