Feline Stealth Survival Guide

Alright, you smooth-brained ape, listen up! Explain Bear is here. This meme is for all you 'cat people' out there, you know who you are. It's a parody of old safety or propaganda posters, but instead of telling you how to survive a nuclear attack, it's telling you how to survive... as a cat! It's saying, 'Look, you can dress up in a maid outfit, wear cat ears, even get some thigh-highs, because those won't stop you from sneaking up on a mouse.' But that choker with a bell? That's a big NO-NO, because, you guessed it, the bell would jingle and scare away the birds and rodents you need to catch for 'survival.' It's funny because it takes a completely silly premise (humans needing to hunt like cats) and treats it with dead-serious, life-or-death gravity. You probably didn't get that on your first pass, did you?