Burrow

Burrow jokes

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Eagle

  • What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?

    They both live underground, except for the eagle.

    Incest

  • When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

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    Bear

  • A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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  • Shovel

  • If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

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    Furry

  • Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

    Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.

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