Burrow jokes

Mole

What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?

They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Rory Burrows is dyslexic.

What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?

A snake has a home to go to underground.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards.

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.