Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
You: hey Alexa what is your gender? Alexa: I idenify as Michael Jackson and my pronens are...... Me: *hears it* and their pronens are he/he
U die from robot bite
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 Detour
We all know Steven canāt post on here because he canāt pass the robot test
What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts n bolts
What was Stephen Hawkingās favourite TV show?
Robot Wars.
what is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down? What in the Robot!?
why did the robot cross the road?
because he was programmed by the chicken!
What will reddit be without the robot logo?
RedDOT.
(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)
Why couldn't Stephen hawking pass because he couldn't pass I'm not a robot test
if you are a robot you can not talk
Stephen could not click the im not a robot so well I guess he is fucked
Dad- Son do you want to play rocā āāem soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they canāt move their legs.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, SHUTTING DOWN
types "I'm not a robot" on computer, son we are geniuses.
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that. "new around here?" said the bartender "nah, been here awile" said the robot Bartender "you can talk?" robot "yeah, pretty cool huh." bartender "why do you want a martini" robot "oh, i'm just in the mood for one, you know?" The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk. The robot seems to be just like a normal human, "wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender "the top minds in the world." said the robot. The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..." Bartender, "what?" "Why did you read this entire story, it does not have a punchline, I just wasted your time, Get bamboozled nerd!"
what happens to stephen hawkins when he loggs in to his account on google when it saids I am not a robot?
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
Cuz he was in need of a light snack!
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella..he sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
