Robot Jokes

what do you call a autistic kid who just saw transformers, autistimus prime

What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover

What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?

A robot can feign empathy.

Stephen Hawking is not dead he justs need to charge

Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?

Son- sure, let me get it from the closet

Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

What do you call a mexican transformer? Optimis juan!

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

What do you call a bored robot A “sigh”-borg

Im not a robot but orphans are

Why does a robot malfunction when they get said? Becuase they have a break down

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What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts n bolts

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 Detour

U die from robot bite

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

You: hey Alexa what is your gender? Alexa: I idenify as Michael Jackson and my pronens are...... Me: *hears it* and their pronens are he/he

A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that. "new around here?" said the bartender "nah, been here awile" said the robot Bartender "you can talk?" robot "yeah, pretty cool huh." bartender "why do you want a martini" robot "oh, i'm just in the mood for one, you know?" The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk. The robot seems to be just like a normal human, "wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender "the top minds in the world." said the robot. The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..." Bartender, "what?" "Why did you read this entire story, it does not have a punchline, I just wasted your time, Get bamboozled nerd!"