Robot jokes

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."

What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?

A robot can feign empathy.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.

During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

Hehe

I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...

After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

What do you call a bored robot?

A “sigh”-borg.

What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?

RoboCop.

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts 'n bolts!

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

U die from robot bite.