Robot jokes
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
U die from robot bite.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.