Robot jokes

Droid

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."

Stephen Hawking

dickhead · 4 years ago

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

Stephen Hawking

deez · 4 years ago

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

TOASTER?

The image shows a view of the Martian landscape as if seen through the camera of a space rover. In the corner is a drawing of a person wearing a hood and goggles. Above the image is the text "TOASTER?" and below it is text that says, "THE LAST IMAGE BEFORE THE MARS ROVER WENT OFFLINE."

Robot memes

Stephen Hawking

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.

Takeover

Siri_the_Robot · 9 months ago

Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.

Gender

Mysterious Weddell Seal · 1 month ago

What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?

A transformer.

Mexican

Anonymous dik · 5 years ago

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

Empathy

Oi! Oi! · 2 years ago

What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?

A robot can feign empathy.

Beep

Hey apple what? · 5 years ago

Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep

BB-8

🦅 · 3 years ago

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

Malfunction

dev · 5 years ago

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

Arab

Anonymous · 3 years ago

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

Earth

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Controversial MrBeast video

MrBeast is in space with Earth exploding behind him. The text says "I Blew up the whole entire Earth."

Misinterpretation

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The first image shows a blue-haired furry character with cat ears and a tail, making peace signs. The character is wearing a black t-shirt that says 'TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS' over a background with colors of the transgender flag (pink, blue, and white). The second image shows Optimus Prime from the Transformers franchise, partially obscured against a red background.

Gender

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

T Rex

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

A black and white drawing shows a large, mechanical T-Rex with metal parts and weapons. To the left, a figure in a robe raises their arms and yells "YEEESSSS!!!". To the right, a figure with mechanical arms holds a staff, and the caption reads "Praise the Omnissiah!".

Murder

Wade · 3 years ago

Stop murdering children

A four-panel image with two different characters. In the first column, a character with a white mask and black eyes says: "REPEAT AFTER ME: STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "STOP MURDING CHILDREN". In the second column, a pixelated purple character says: "STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "MURDER CHILDREN AND PUT THEM IN ROBOT FURRY SUITS".

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

DIBS

A black and white comic panel shows two skeleton robots standing next to each other looking towards a toaster robot on the right. One of the skeleton robots has a speech bubble saying "DIBS".

Robot memes

Community talk

এ٭

2 months ago

I must be perfect if the clankers agree

Face mcshooty

Poll · 1 year ago

should I get a glass eye or robot eye ?

BlessedBrian

2 years ago

Is Rapbot a freakin whigga?

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