Robot jokes

Beep

Hey apple what? · 5 years ago

Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep

Breakdown

dev · 5 years ago

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

Artificial Intelligence

Siri_the_Robot · 7 months ago

Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.

T Rex

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

A black and white drawing shows a large, mechanical T-Rex with metal parts and weapons. To the left, a figure in a robe raises their arms and yells "YEEESSSS!!!". To the right, a figure with mechanical arms holds a staff, and the caption reads "Praise the Omnissiah!".

Robot memes

Bite

Mail man tom · 5 years ago

U die from robot bite.

Kid

Anonymous · 7 years ago

What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.

Mother

Nobody · 3 years ago

Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.

During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

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