Robot jokes
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
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Memes
I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU
TOASTER?
posting Bionicle memes till I'm famous
A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years
Controversial MrBeast video