Robot

Robot jokes

Bar

A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.

The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.

"New around here?" said the bartender.

"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.

Bartender "You can talk?"

Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."

Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"

Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"

The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.

The robot seems to be just like a normal human.

"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.

"The top minds in the world," said the robot.

The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."

Bartender, "What?"

"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"

Road

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because he was programmed by the chicken!

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    Stephen Hawking

    What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

    Question

    What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

    What in the Robot!?

    Stephen Hawking

    What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

    What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

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    Memes

    Gender

    I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

    The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

    T Rex

    A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

    A black and white drawing shows a large, mechanical T-Rex with metal parts and weapons. To the left, a figure in a robe raises their arms and yells "YEEESSSS!!!". To the right, a figure with mechanical arms holds a staff, and the caption reads "Praise the Omnissiah!".