Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
Robber:this is a robbery bitch Gunsalesman:No u
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
Me: (pointing up in the air) "Everybody listen up, this is a robbery!"
Girl: "Dude, this is a library."
Me: "Oh." (screwing on a silencer)
Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said "I dont know it all happed to fast"!
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.
What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!
I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
