What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
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where was your mom last night in the man club
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You are so small that you play hockey against the curb
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whats did the marshmellow say when he was roasting in the fire- is it hot in her or is it just me
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
Do not sort..that's bad..*sigh in depression*
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One little orphan had roast beef the other had none, One little orphan went to market the other stayed home wait a second.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water ' His wife asked what that for. it is for your headache i dont have a headache
he smiles gotcha!!!!
Me: roasts my annoying cousin. Everyone at the barbecue...
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I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say quack quack.
Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you
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Bro they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket
when you went to a ugly competition the judges said no professionals aloud
