You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Ur mom.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
