Roast jokes

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"

"I think you should ask yourself that."

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Ur mom.

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"