Roast

Roast Jokes

Trash

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

Vegetable

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

Momma

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Sentence

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

Chin

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

Ass

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Rickroll

Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.

Mommy

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

Difference

What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?

One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.

What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?

It just doesn't work...

Barney

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

Brother

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

Face

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.