I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Ur mom.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."