Roast jokes

Me: Mom, we made a cake.

Bully: Guess what?

Me: What?

Bully: Nobody cares!

Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!

POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.

Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.

Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"

"I think you should ask yourself that."

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

Ur mom.

You built like you in the 1980's!

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"