Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
