Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Roast Jokes
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
But when?
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
