You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You looks like if sweatpants were a person.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
but waen
Your hairline goes back to the first century
Bro you were born in a local 7 eleven bathroom
Roses are red violets are blue people thinks that you’re fat until they saw your mom
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
The only reason communism started was because god looked at your face
Im jealous of the people who never met you
Someone: Didn’t we already met somewhere? Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore
It must be tired to put make up on two faces.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror 🪞?
i went took out he trash could not find you so i went back in the next they i found you
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a yo-mama joke.