One time you walked up to a mirror but it’s shattered because of your reflection
your mom is so fat santa claus came done and said ho ho holy shit
Yo mamas so fat her she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
My friend is so ugly she got surgery twice but not even that could fix her 0-0
If I was a judge and gave you a sentence I would sentence you to life for your looks
ur mom
roll your eyes back you might find a brain back there
Teacher: Okay class look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word. Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny" Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny? Me: Cuz she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
Ur so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye"
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting u up for adoption.
Imagine getting rickrolled, oh i forgot you already get rickrolled yesterday
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline cuz it goes way back
your classmate: your so ugly me: that what yo mom said when she had you n called you a mistake.
Roast
You have such a big forhead it has a 6 pack on it,
Nowonder why I cant find u Ur in the trash bin
your mum is so fat when she slept on the bed the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinasour.
ex-bf's gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
Stop it why offends..asf
OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!
Be careful around fire plastic melts
