Roast jokes

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.

Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It's easy to roast beef.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.

Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

Person 1: Somebody farted.

Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.

My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭