Roast jokes
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Butthole.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Earth is full. Go home!