Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one
Whats the difference between a boomerang and your dad... Boomerangs come back.
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You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
:bully: my mom says im not allowed to burn trash :me: (quiet) :bully: HEY IM TALKING TO YOU :me: are you talking to yourself? because i was listening to music until i heard you
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
roses are red violets are blue it's really no wonder your mama left you
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Where are you? I need to throw you out because mum said to take out the trash
SUS
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I saw a monkey yesterday
And thought it was you
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
Joe mama so hairy when she went to the movie theater the people thought she was chewbacca
if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party? He was roasted.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
