Roast jokes
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
You're so ugly that you make Caitlyn Jenner cry.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
I wanna die.