Your mum is so fat all her relationships are long distanced
ur mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry
I have been charged,cause i roasted a Kid at a Barbeque.
You're a train you ran fast on these rails but you gain nothing you only gain pain
i got a bowl of a rice that ur formed like and icecube
Yep f someone says to you” I can’t roast trash” say well some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother
yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child Student: sorry to hear Teacher:is anyone missing today Student: Your parents
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub
Yo mama so stupid she tried to smell her own nose
its kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence oh wait you only said three words
Me: I need a good roast. My friend: take me
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install blue tooth
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one
You have a head of a malteser and a hairline VEGTA
“Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?”
“I think you should ask yourself that.”
Your so ugly and fat and your so lazy ass up and walking
Whats the difference between a boomerang and your dad... Boomerangs come back.
