Roast jokes
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.