U as tall as a giraffe. Well thats why u look like a baked bean!
I remember u. U used to be an ash I would live to roast u more, but my mom said to not burn trash
One time you walked up to a mirror but it’s shattered because of your reflection
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What did Michael scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Your so far when you went on the weighing scale it said to be continued
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ur mom
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Imagine getting rickrolled, oh i forgot you already get rickrolled yesterday
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump? One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets. What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump? It just doesn't work...
your fay
Well your the thing that sunk the Titanik
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(Me) Do u know a funny joke? Friend: Yes u.
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I DO NO UNDERSTAND WHY PPL ARENT SCARED OF SPIDERS. i mean like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987t388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 2386486775957t8590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes. i saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK IM GONNA SLEEP IN THERE????????? nope. im moving to japan. KOONICHIWA
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