Roast jokes
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
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