Road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
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Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
Little Johnny was walking down a dirt country road, and he came upon an old farmer leaning against a fence looking sad, shaking his head. He walked up to the old farmer and asked him what's wrong. The old farmer said, "My mule, he just won't do nothing. He don't work anymore, always looking sad, barely eats, just sad." Little Johnny said, "Can I go talk to him?" "Sure," the old farmer said, "he's back in the barn." Little Johnny went back in the barn, saw the mule just sad, and sighing. A few minutes later, Little Johnny came out and said, "Your mule is fixed." The old farmer ran in, and saw the mule laughing, just rolling, and crying laughing. "Thank you, thank you," the old farmer said, and Little Johnny was on his way. Well, a few days later, Little Johnny was walking down the same old dirt road, and came upon the old farmer again, looking sad. "What's the matter?" Little Johnny asked. "It's my mule again. Ever since you talked to him, he won't do nothing, he won't work, just laughing all day. What did you say?" "Can I go in and talk to him again?" Little Johnny asked. "Sure," said the old farmer, "he's back in the barn." Little Johnny went in the barn and a few minutes later came back out. "Your mule is fixed, sir." The old farmer went in and saw the mule crying, crying really hard. The old farmer came running out of the barn, "Hey boy! What did you say to my mule? One day he's sad, then laughing, now he's crying. Just what did you say to my mule?" Little Johnny smiled and answered, "Well, the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his; this time I showed it to him."
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.