Riddles
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
What is ioooooooo?
I for the class?
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is a car that runs and can't?
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.