Riddles
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
So 666-3629, so get it?
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.