Restaurant jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
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What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Where is Freshfry?
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?