The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Donald trump has been banned from panera
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
