I got a call from MacDonald's they want there sign back.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't knows to cook Pizza?
Domi-don't-knows....
A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town. He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.” The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”
i like my women like i like my steak... bloody
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.
u look like burger
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldn’t find any
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!(aka dinner)
A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.....The Bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you". The Grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
Where do terrorists go for food? The allah snack bar
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he replies.
what would you like as your last meal? Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What did the frog order? A diet croak!
if your waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
chimichanga
