Restaurant jokes
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Hm, free food
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦