A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
