Restaurant jokes
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.