Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
