Restaurant jokes

What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂

There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.

When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.

In heaven, an angel asks him why.

“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

Me: Have you ever tried African food?

You: No.

Me: They haven't either.

I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.

What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?

He ordered some cock-bang-ho.

So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."

And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"

There is a man and a woman on a date.

The woman asked what kind of things do you love?

The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.

A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"

The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."

Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

The waiter said, "What's that?"

I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."

What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?

The cold shoulder.

A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry, neither have they.

I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)

Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?

There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.