Restaurant jokes
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!