Restaurant jokes
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."