I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says "you cant be here"
and the mushroom says "why i'm a Fungi"
There is a man and a women on a date.
The women asked what kind of things do you love.
The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.
A bear walks into bar and ask the barkeep "Can i have a grilled...............cheese" and the barkeep asks the bear "Whats with the big pause" the bears says "Well I'm a bear"
Went to my local Indian restaurant asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala the waiter said what's that I said it's the same as a tikka just a little otter
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and released his cow was gone.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry nether have they.
I love going g to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Have you heard of the restaurant karma There is no menu because you only get what you deserve
Wher did the one legged lady work ?
IHOP
We were at a restaurant today and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch. I asked, "what do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
