Response

Response jokes

Anxiety

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

Innuendo

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

Mom

My mom said, "Hey, come over here."

I responded, "Too late, Mom!"

Memes

Friend

One day I went to talk to my friend.

"Hi John!" I said.

No response.

"Oh, yeah."

I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.

"Hope that helps!"

Hump

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

Sadness

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

Guy

When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"

Stranger

Stranger: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Stranger: Sugma.

Person: Sugma who?

Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!

Loan

In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:

"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."

(Pause)

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."

"Jeff who?"

"Bezos."

Face

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(