Why a Muslim girl don't like her dad and namaz. Bcz she has to get on her knees
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father les.
I have one policy and that is to not make fun of black people. Sorry jesus. You were white in the bible pictures.
Why did Jesus play football
He was Spanish ayo
whoever invented religions. they fucked up. We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
in the movie cars 2,there is a priest which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Jesus has a twisted humor kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah i almost forgot add razors that stick out there feet
So I went to a church and I ask a friend is the picture on the wail is Jesus and dose it have three nails or one nails Oh Wait that not Jesus he is not doing the T pose that he invited
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
What’s Christian and holey?
JFK
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ”
St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger...” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up
