There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Spray and pray, also known as a priest with an altar boy
What do you call a priest that likes juice A capriest sun
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists? 5% of atheists have seen a ghost 5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy
why do Animators like Christianity? Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.
a Priest says to me come up my child then i said do i know you because your not my father
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
my gay ass: i want to find jesus religous mom: FINALLY me: grabs a noose
There is no god. None not one.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
