Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
