Religion jokes
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Do you love God?
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Do y'all love God?
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.