Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
