Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea that’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or don’t believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah witness had sex with me so hard she turned to Christianity
do you want to give your life to God and be in heaven
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish
What’s the similarities between an American teen and a old Muslim man? They both choose who they want.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
God made Adam and Eve.
Satan made Adam and Steve.
Jesus walked so Mohammad can fly.
siens gets you to the moon religion flighs you into buildings
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood
I have one policy and that is to not make fun of black people. Sorry jesus. You were white in the bible pictures.
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A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin the bartender said to her I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink and she said not usually but I am doing the bishop a favour the bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening and she said no I am with the bishop tonight.
What the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ? One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldnt work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. (Ben Shapiro 2020)
Jesus has a twisted humor kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah i almost forgot add razors that stick out there feet
What’s the difference between jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming
