Religion jokes
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.