What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun
How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch
If a priest listen to sad music in his church he really enjoys to be deep in minor
what is humble holy and helps? an angle...
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
Why did Jesus play football
He was Spanish ayo
Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish?
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies
in the movie cars 2,there is a priest which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars
17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion? Because other religions say do do do But Christianity says done done done
