God: “Stephen join us” *sees the staircase to heaven*. Stephen: “shit”
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What do you call a priest that is a furry? A catholic
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest from a zit, one waits until your twelve to come on your face.
God made Adam and Eve.
Satan made Adam and Steve.
Jesus walked so Mohammad can fly.
a man died and went to heaven. here he met jesus. there were two clocks, the man asked whats with the clocks?. jesus answered this is mother theresa's clock she has not lied so the clock hasnt moved, this is abraham lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice so its moved twice. where's donald trumps the man asked. jesus replied: its in my office im using it as a ceiling fan.
I have one policy and that is to not make fun of black people. Sorry jesus. You were white in the bible pictures.
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood
