Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
God: “Steven, join us.”
Sees the staircase to Heaven.
Steven: “Ahh, fu-”
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
what job do you want if you dont want peoples two since
a catholic priest
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
When someone says, "Jesus," I say, "Bitch, where?"
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
