Religion jokes
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Find Jaiden.
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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.
Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.
What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
Bust it open for Jesus!
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not! He got nailed before he died.